You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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