? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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