i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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