Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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