FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Can I color on your dick again?
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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