I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I wish you could order shots online.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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