i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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