Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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