ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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