That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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