Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
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Do I have a choice?
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I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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