I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
