yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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