At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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