she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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