around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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