I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize