i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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