my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
