Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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