Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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