i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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