is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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