what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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