normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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