grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Come on in and take your pants off
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