drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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