are you still at the devil's house?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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