So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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