dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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