Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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