dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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