I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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