Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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