508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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