But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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