i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
he fucked my hip out of place.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
jump out the window naked night went bad
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