people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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