sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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