I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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