let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I don't think brook has ever known best
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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