I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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