I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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