She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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