this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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