..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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