i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
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