You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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