The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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