need another drink. this is the easiest way
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Bring me that man meat
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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