You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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