covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
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We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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