Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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