farters have to be the big spoon...
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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